Consider our asses kicked.

For me, it was a Tuesday.

Watch the throne.

Goofy, gory, gonzo.

Take the f***ing elephant!

Viciously panned!

Let’s get small!

Peter Cushing’s Dracula sendoff!

a.k.a. Five Million Years to Earth!

a.k.a. Hammer’s Dracula from 1958!

The film that defined Hammer Horror!

The height of adventure.

Demented. Deranged. Deceptive. De Palma.

Lithgow vs Sasquatch!

Denzel. Lithgow. Ice-T. All the essential cinematic nutrients.

Has your wish been granted?

You will believe a man can fly.

This time it’s personal.

a.k.a. 3615 Code Père Noël!

This river can kill you in a thousand ways.