What goes on up at Lover's Lane?
You don't have to be invisible to disappear.
Even in his wildest dreams, Alex never imagined this!
Creator meets creation in two infamous flops!
Doctor Jones, no time for love!
You can’t piss on hospitality.
Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Shit just got real… twice.
You think you can drive a car and change the world?
Not a DeLorean in sight!
Get in, loser. We’re going crashing.
It’s a Stephen King vehicular double feature!
Yo ho, yo ho!
The pointy end goes into the other man.
But is it Bangarang?
Slam evil!
Oo-de-lally!
Look on the bright side!
If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?
Satan is ever ready to seduce us…
