Denzel. Lithgow. Ice-T. All the essential cinematic nutrients.

Has your wish been granted?

You will believe a man can fly.

This time it’s personal.

a.k.a. 3615 Code Père Noël!

This river can kill you in a thousand ways.

Gonzo vampire horror from Indonesia!

It’s a mug-off!

P̸̜͉̫̾̂̃͆̀͂Ű̵̞̠̱̳̓͒͆L̶̟̣̳͝L̶̥̹̿̓́͛̕ ̴̹̅͂̈̿͘M̴̝̠͇̻̋̅̒̎̂E̵̤̘̞̬͑ ̷̨̄̈́͌O̴̧̮̬̹͖̾͆̊͂̕͝U̴͆͝͠ͅT̴̙̦̥̙͚̅͜

Do you like brown rice and vegetables?

At least it’s got a big turtle.

We’ll swallow your soul!

The movie we absolutely did not need right now.

You die in the game… you die for real.

It’s about audience participation!

He’s all woman. She’s a got a willy. And we’ve got headaches.

They fly now.

Eat your heart out, Amélie.

Y’know… for kids!