Not quite busted, not quite great.

It’s no government secret that Fateful Findings is abso-fucking-lutely magical.

Shark cinema swims in the right direction.

The trash-art film of the year.

Sam Neill whispers through vampire teeth. It’s great.

Summon the Guardian! We’ve got big problems in Azeroth.

“My dominions are well known to me, sorcerer!”

Not a total disaster, but a damn big mess.

Grab a Yoo-hoo and light a smoke!

Zack Snyder’s adaptation doesn’t hold up.

It’s no Winter Soldier, but...

Nazi punks fuck off!

"Pure lunacy!"

Stephen Sommers made a Jungle Book movie. Remember that?

Just go watch this damn movie already.

Drew and Travis save this bargain bin flop from complete erasure.

Drew v Travis: Dawn of Opinions

It's a symphony of accents!

Spoiler alert: this episode has spoilers. Good ones.

“Instant classic” my ass.