"One fuck of a bummer."

"The movie is called Aliens. We don't need a whole scene being like 'wow, there's a lotta aliens.'"

"It's a perfect organism."

"Brrrrrrrick Frog!"

"It's all furries."

"You deef or somethin'?!"

"Hitchcock laced the brandy with, like, medical-grade laxatives."

"In Japan it's known as Ghost Babel, I believe."

"Would you call Sleepy Hollow, like, a light horror movie?"

"I would totally go to Itchy and Scratchy Land."

"You have to give your asshole, like, something..."

"I don't feel as intelligent as I should be... to talk about this show."